Crazy Zach's Crazy Links
These are links. If you don't know what links are, you probably aren't reading this.

These are the American Idol people. They are really cool. They are cool because:

1. They sing.
2. They kick butt.
3. They sing AND kick butt.

If I were an American Idol person, I would sing and kick butt all day long. But I can't because my hand smells funny. If my hand didn't smell funny, I would probably be the American Idol. But I'm not. Because I'm not a violent person.

If you're offended about your place on the links page, JUST BE HAPPY YOU'RE ON HERE. I did things in a stream of consciousness level at 3:05 AM. The winners, in no particular order, are...

My Internet Bus Stops
My WebLog This is my WebLog. It's about the only thing I update regularly.
My Band The name isn't what we're really going to be called, but our band is going to ROQ.
Higgins 1522 My dorm room - online!

An old website I used to actually update this site, but I haven't since July of last year. FoLAZY.

Friends' Internet Bus Stops
Matt's Website This Matt's website. He's hott. Girls like him. I don't.
Gary's LiveJournal This is Gary's LiveJournal. Gary is really cool and looks like Eminem because I suggested we shave his head.
The Junior Varsity I don't know them all personally, but this band totally rocks. Check them out and download their mp3's! They're from Jacksonville.
Krista's Website Krista is cool, go to her website. Well... I think it's cool... I haven't been there myself...
Liz's Website Liz's website. I've been there, but there's a lot to read so I'll go back when I have more time :)
YelloPlatypus The message board Billy and I started... it was popular for the duration of my senior year of high school, then faded out. Feel free to join, though!!
Ubergah A message board/website made by a bunch of guys I used to hang out with in middle school and some other cool people. It's pretty funny, check it out sometime.
Z-Men The Z-Men website - a humor column I co-wrote and spearheaded for two years of high school. Every episode is on our website, so go read some when you're bored.
Too Stupid Guys The other column I did, only it hasn't much content. It was co-written by Billy and me.