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Sammy Sosa += corked bat == cheater.
::6.03.03::

Why is it that Barry Bonds gets a "SportsCenter Top Ten Nominee" for just hitting a home run? Jim Edmonds didn't get one... he hit a homer today. Bonds' homer wasn't anything special... it was just a solo home run. Stupid media.
::6.03.03::

What is with the digital number 9? Why does it look like a lowercase "g"? Who draws it like that??? It's got that extra line underneath... it's so stupid... Grr.
::6.05.03::

I just saw this on a banner ad in my Yahoo! inbox.

That's so dumb. Who lays in the grass and holds hands and kisses like that? Stupid Yahoo! people...
::6.25.03::

  My Favorite TV Shows

American Gladiators
Full House
Saved By The Bell
California Dreams
MacGyver
Lizzie Maguire

The coolest kid to ever roam the halls of Bayside.
  Songs You Should Download

Toto - "Africa"
Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
Cake - "The Distance"

Toto rocks.
  People =/= Smart

Krdeboer: oooh!! i see...i'm just lysdexic
Zwinger2002: tee mooo
Krdeboer: the sad thing is that it took me a few seconds to try to spell that wrong!!

GolfDork03: zenzational gouly;
Zwinger2002: xhe xzure xiz FLOATING J
GolfDork03: lol FLOATING J
Zwinger2002: x5 FLOATING J
Zwinger2002: we're retards

Melanie (my sister): "I hope there's another universe out there where dogs and cats walk us."

Melanie: "What year is it? 2003?"

Little boy at races: "Hey girl, he thinks you're hot!"

Stephanie Lulay: "Married people don't have sex."

brizardleth: give Matt a hug for me
brizardleth: :-)
Zwinger2002: just gave him one
Zwinger2002: he gave me a weird look

Zwinger2002: hey (random bad name)
Zwinger2002: u forgot ur frolf disc, glasses, cd player, and bookbag
Golf0516: lol
Golf0516: my cd player is right here with me
Golf0516: my book bag is with me too
Golf0516: wait
Golf0516: nevermind
Golf0516: no wait
Golf0516: yep i did
Golf0516: i'll be up in a sec
Zwinger2002: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

Zwinger2002 (1:02:28 AM): you suck at typing
JuKed03 (1:02:41 AM): my brain moves faster than my fingersa nd theese keyboards suck!!
Zwinger2002 (1:02:44 AM): eat me
JuKed03 (1:03:01 AM): hah---i just todl matt i wouldnt eat him you think ill dchange my mind:-)
Zwinger2002 (1:06:20 AM): see
JuKed03 (1:06:23 AM): what?
Zwinger2002 (1:06:24 AM): i have no idea what that even says

Kevin Daugherty[In Audra's bed while wrapped up in a ball and humping a body pillow]: "I'm asexual."

Stephanie Buckner: your nuts
Me: what about them? use an apostrophe or that's sexual assault

This is Matt Davis. He's my roommate next year. He's on my page because he's my friend. Matt Davis, everyone.
 
   
 

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